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Funny Jokes : larrry laprise
Funny Jokes : larry laprise:
Subject: Larry LaPrise dead at 93
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote 'The Hokey Pokey' died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
Shut up. You know it's funny. :)"
Subject: Larry LaPrise dead at 93
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote 'The Hokey Pokey' died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
Shut up. You know it's funny. :)"
Funny Jokes : Operating Fun
Funny Jokes : Operating Fun:
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said, 'I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order'.
The second surgeon said, 'I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order'.
The third surgeon said, 'I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.
The fourth surgeon said, 'I like operating on politicians.'
The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied, 'Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable'."
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said, 'I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order'.
The second surgeon said, 'I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order'.
The third surgeon said, 'I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.
The fourth surgeon said, 'I like operating on politicians.'
The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied, 'Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable'."
Monday, April 12, 2010
Two Brazilian Men
Funny Jokes : Two Brazilian Men:
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!'
Confused the husband replies 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.'
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
'... So how many is a Brazilian?'"
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!'
Confused the husband replies 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.'
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
'... So how many is a Brazilian?'"
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